Worlds Hardest Game

It's such a simple concept, but the game itself is so hard to play. It's also addictive as hell.

Best. Show. Ever.

Now Introducing...

The RipStik (spelled as any ttly rad sk8 punk would spell it)! It's probably the most fun you've never even heard of. A cross between a scooter and a skateboard, at first glance it looks like both companies just got lazy and decided to pool their energy into one invention. Ten minutes after trying to ride this thing, I decided it was awesome. It takes a while to get used to, but once you do it's really fun. If you've always wanted to learn how to skateboard or ride a scooter, save yourself the time and effort and just get one of these things, you won't regret it.

Look how... technologically advanced it is.

Status Update

Not much to report right now. As of now I'm still alive and mostly sedentary. I've been doing a lot of random/unimportant things to further my useless skills, mostly in programming and stuff. I've decided I want to try to pimp out my Myspace more, except Myspace likes to strip out any tags I could use. It also doesn't want me to do make my tables into divs with auto overflow, although I have a distinct feeling I'm doing it all wrong.

Good news is, I got my car back!! Woo! Now I just need a license...

I <3 VGCats

... what?

Eureka!

I've done it! I've discovered where the sidewalk ends! If you ever want to see it, just head on over to Port Huron, Michigan and I'll tell you where to go from there.

Now that I've done that, I need something else to do with my life. I guess it's time to start World of Warcraft again. Fuck.

Fuck Shakespeare, Shel Silverstein knows how to write real poetry.

Laziness

I'm being really lazy today, so here's some nerdy humour for you.

1. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
4. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
5. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
6. Baby, you overclock my processor.
7. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
8. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
9. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
10.You defragment my life.
11. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
12. You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
13. Baby, let me find your nth term.
14. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
15. Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long
16. Hey baby, can I see what’s under your radical?
17. If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.
18. I’m a fermata… hold me
19. I think my heart just lagged.
20. I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.
21. Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!
22. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
23. It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
24. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
25. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
26. Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.
27. Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up
28. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
29. What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1
30. If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
31. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
32. You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)
33. When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
34. Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
35. If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1
36. You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force
37. If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption.
38. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
39. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
40. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
41. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
42. Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it
43. Let’s meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod
44. Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves
45. Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?
46. Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress
47. Let’s discover our coefficient of friction
48. Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.
49. I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)
50. I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent

Lines marked in bold are ones I find extra effective.

Kira is the man.

Yay!

I've finally conquered my laziness! At least as far as writing this post goes. It's a start.

Yesterday I actually went to a fair, and I'm almost 99% sure I was the whitest, most out of place kid there. The only reason I'm not 100% sure is there -could- have been an Albino who hadn't been out in the sun for 15+ years, and if there was there was still a chance he would be whiter than me. Yet I digress. The highlight of the evening was watching the truck pull, which turned out to be considerably less awesome than I anticipated yet was still alright. Most of the time there was spent waiting for someones truck to blow up when all that happened was someone snapped a drive shaft.

I'm going to put one of these on my '99 Ford Taurus SE.

Another great thing happened today: I purchased a laptop from Staples for college. At only $450, I got one killer deal. It's not going to be the fastest computer ever, but all I need it for is on-the-go computing, nothing really PC intensive. Also got a new graphing calculator, which is great. I've really been missing 'ol 31.

I love this CD. You should get it.